today nothing looked right so i went to church in costume, dressed as a flight attendant with a REALLY tall bun. it was so tall that it frightened little children. one even whispered, "what do you think is on her head?" "will it eat me?" "is that what happens when your don't eat your vegetables?" i soothed their fears by pointing out the exits nearest to their seats and then offering them small packets of peanuts and stale cookies. my grandma maxine always had a huge black beehive that scared me a little too.
tie neck blouse- express
shoes- madden girl via tjmaxx