Sunday, September 28, 2008

change schmange

the buzzword of the 2008 presidential election is CHANGE. both parties are claiming that there is an undeniable need for change. while this rallying cry seems to appeal to the masses, i am done with it. it needs to be retired. i am a child of the reagan revolution. i still believe that the united states of america is a "shining city upon a hill". i know that our country was divinely founded. i also know that our country has flaws that need to be remedied. but i am proud to be an American. i am proud to say that what we have here in this country is the best on earth. our number one goal should not be change, it should be improvement. i know that americans are inherently good. we need to improve who we are each day.

Monday, September 08, 2008


hurray for britney spears. at least you look like a high-priced call girl now. seriously though. you should consider promoting a work out video.

hurray for the jonas brothers. thank you for channeling the beatles and bringing back the rock n' roll suit.

hurray for miley cyrus. you look like a 15 year old should look. i'll forgive you for the shoes.

hurray for zac efron. you are still taking yourself too seriously to smile, and too seriously to spell your name with a k, but this retro inspired skinny suit doesn't look costumey at all.