Saturday, January 15, 2011

not my type

2 things:
1. i had a dream a couple of night ago that i haven't been able to get out of my head. i was dating bret michaels but it wasn't working out and i was trying to break it off. (in my opinion, bret is the best preserved 80s hair rocker. in my dream his hair was all real and not a wig attached to a bandana. have you seen any of his counterparts? vince neil? he needs to take a midol to take the edge off of all that bloating. and sebastian bach? darling, conditioner. they've had it for years! and i would say jon bon jovi, but he and billy ray cyrus have been fighting over that flat iron for so long that i can't even tell who is who anymore.) who would break up with bret michaels? who do i think i am?(not a stripper, that's for sure.) anywhooo, all i remember is giving him a little peck on the cheek and telling him that he just wasn't my type. and then looking around and trying to see what i was wearing. what does one wear when breaking up with a washed-up rock legend?
a cropped tuxedo jacket? boot cut jeans? high heels? and a cardigan to preserve some of your true nature?
tuxedo jacket- target
long t- lauren conrad for kohl's
cardigan- ann taylor loft
boot cut jeans- seven for kohl's
heels- jessica simpson

2. should i do more fake smiling in my photos? because i can't seem to shake this tired bedraggled face.
how i really feel at 9pm at night after a long day:

6 comments:

Hope said...

I love blazer/cardigan combination. Really creative, I don't think that ever would've occurred to me. So cute!

I hear ya about the fake smile. I take my pics at 6:30am everyday. Almost every smile is a LITTLE fake. :)

sisters4saymoreismore said...

have i told you lately that you are awesome? cause you are... REALLY freaking awesome!

~selina

Nicole... given said...

one of my fave outfits!

Kaitlyn said...

love all the colors :)

and maybe it's because i was born late-80's, but i can't stand bret michaels, so i definitely would end it with him! haha

Holly Niederhauser Larsen said...

does Thomas know you're breaking it off with Bret Michaels? just wondering. love the one with you and Scarlet. cute.

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