if we are facebook friends, then you already know my big news from this week. i killed a snake in my garage with just my bare hands(bare hands gripping a shovel that i hacked the poor thing up with). that's how tough i am. normally i wouldn't kill woodland animals, but scarlett was off the heezy about of it and i figured that if i ever want to have the kids go in the garage again, i need to be able to say that i took care of the snake problem. but when it comes down to it, i AM hardcore. i'm badder than bad. next on my list is to get all my teeth capped gold and spell out my name in rhinestones a la flavor flav.
but i ain't straight outta compton, i'm straight outta costco.
the funny thing is, the rappers who started gangsta rap and all that have gone soft(not that i'm complaining).
take snoop dogg. he did a christmas episode with big time rush on teen nick. for real. that makes me shake in my boots.
and ice cube. from founding member of NWA to kids comedy movie star.
and ice-t. his new reality show debuts this summer. it's about his happy with life with his former video vixen wife.
ice loves coco? from the man who brought us cop killer?
these guys make seth green look like suge knight.
speaking of seth green, if you haven't seen his version of cribs, you need to follow this link. i apologize but embedding was disabled on this particular clip. but it is worth the click and the 2 minutes and 45 seconds that it takes to watch. he may just be the new dave ramsey.