Thursday, September 14, 2006
i love fashion week
i think that scarlett johannsen is hiding the fact that she is pregnant, out the back of her head. and she made her dress with a bedazzler. carmen electra? scarlett o'hara resurrected with anne of avonlea's hairstyle.
when we were kids, my older brother steve and i would play "guess that gender". i think the game is self explanatory. hopefully you can piece together why i made this jared leto's caption. i am not a fan of skinny pants, especially on males. this is too reminiscent of david bowie's gender bending ziggy stardust. and i HATE those clogs on anyone over 12. plus from the waist up i feel like i should ask him to check all my fluid levels after my oil change. mechanic chic?
i am paris hilton? sweet caroline sent me this picture. i love her to bits! but my first thought was that one of my eyes looks "heavier" than the other, a la paris hilton. i have always been a little self conscious about "righty" but i tried to let it go. not a big deal mostly just something to laugh good naturedly about. maybe i will try and enter some paris hilton look alike contests. you know, carry meatball around in a purse, stand awkwardly, smile seductively with my sleepy eye.
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