Monday, September 25, 2006

you're in the soup!


the soup. friday nights. 9pm. on E! the best 30 minutes of television all week. why do you ask? because it condenses everything funny, ridiculous, stoopid, illogical, unbelievable and inappropriate that is on tv into one short program. of course it is still fun to watch television programs in their entirety, but the commentary by joel mchale paints a new perspective on any show. with excellent segments such as ,"chicks, man", "reality show clip time" and "chat stew", one will never be bored with the witty and sometimes laugh out loud hilarious program analysis. don't be fooled by imitators such as VH1's best week ever. only accept the original product. as a word of warning: the chelsea handler show comes on after the soup. do NOT watch that program. i repeat, DO NOT WATCH THE CHELSEA HANDLER SHOW. the only way to get that 100% not funny, humor insulting show off the air is to avoid it at all costs!















a final thought. cameron diaz. what is going on with you? i am sick(upchuck in my throat)sick(feeling cold and clammy)!SICK!(praising the porcelain god) of your frumpy hair. it has taken me a LONG time to try and like you. i have found you somewhat disheveled. but you eventually won me over into a period of tolerance. but your "look" is what drives me crazy! i know you are a cool, laid back, tree hugging, global warming alarmist, hybrid car driving california girl, but you can still do something with you hair! brushes don't hurt the environment. i love messy 'dos, but only if the look purposeful. this is inexcusable. you had some foresight into what you wore. this corset top dress didn't just jump on your body. and those red christian louboutins? those are really in right now so you obviously care a little bit about fashion. even if your stylist picked them out, you at least have a stylist! if you can drop $400 on shoes, you can at least slick your hair into a pony tail. JT is bringing sexyback. you are not.

4 comments:

Rachel Connett said...

Do you think I get the Soup Show with my $12 cable package? It's doubtful, but let me know when it is on!
Looking forward to the Office Thursday and your commentary of course. Pam misses Jim, that is for sure. Work isn't fun without a little jello.

Will & Natalie Giddens said...

I'm also not a fan of the brunette look for her. As we both know, it takes quite the gal to pull of brunette successfully. Cameron, just stick to blonde!

Emily said...

i freakin love the soup. joel is the funniest person alive!!

ps. cameron has bad skin, bad hair, bad taste.

Paula said...

I almost never like what she is wearing. it seems like she doesn't care that she has to be forth some effort. I do not like the hair either. whatever though....