Tuesday, February 14, 2012

stuff i don't want for valentine's day

i went to lunch with my valentine today. i wore red shoes and ironed my shirt. definitely a holiday. 
this is me in front of thomas' home office:
blouse- thrifted by deb! from jcrew!
jacket- target
maternity pants- old navy
shoes- steve madden via tj maxx

this is me in front of my home office(the heartbeat and inner sanctum of my household):
i have big plans for this office. but it will require my staple gun and a shelving unit. i do already have the fabric to recover my cork boards. i would also like to find a nice colorful map of my hometown of kansas city, MSSOURI and frame it. start holding your breath.

and things i don't want for valentine's, in no particular order:

giant teddy bear. i do not like stuffed animals. they are lice and filth incubators.
http://www.giantstuffedanimals.com/
  the gift that says i hate you
jumbobrownbear_withkid.jpg
pajama gram- i heard john boy and billy talking about them on the radio and that about did it for me. 
behold the hoodiefootie:
Hoodie-Footie™ for Women - Ruby Velourwhich i actually wouldn't mind owning, but i don't want it for valentine's day. maybe groundhog day.



matching pillowcases-
Boldloft Say I Love You Couple Pillowcases-Romantic Valentines Gifts for Couples Cute Valentines Day Gift Ideas Good Couple Gifts for Valentines Romantic Anniversary Gifts

matching tattoos:



unless it is a giant cat. that seems perfectly reasonable and romantic.
Cute Cat Tattoo
plus, thomas would look simply darling with a nice cat tattoo on his forearm

what i really want for valentine's day is to put on my swimsuit coverup and a sweatshirt because everything else on earth is so uncomfortable and then sit on the couch and watch E! grammy awards fashion wrap and then battlestar galactica on netflix whilst battling my restless leg syndrome and drinking tons of water with copious amounts of crushed ice. sitting next to thomas=heaven.

6 comments:

HJolley said...

I eat 9 cups of crushed ice everyday and also battle restless leg syndrome. It's lot worse than I ever thought it would be when I heard about it from others.

Daniel got me ice cream for Valentine's Day. Best present I have ever gotten on Feb 14th! Ben and Jerry's double fudge brownie.

Emily Curfew said...

i was glad to see a little glimpse of your "work space". i'd never seen it before.

Marci said...

Oh you are my funniest friend for sure. I LOVE your chevron print fabric...and it's yellow! My most favorite color. If you do happen to find a KCMO print, let me know!

ImLimitedEdition said...

wow, lol.. I wanna dare myself and wear that red jumpsuit!

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Vanna said...

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