tonight is the miss america pageant on CMT! i am so excited. everyone needs to watch. this national institution is becoming more and more neglected and overshadowed every year. i have always wanted to be in a beauty(scholarship) pageant, but the whole swimsuit competition sort of deterred me. now i have my sites set on a mrs. america pageant. i can only dream.
speaking of, last night i dreamt that i was miss missouri and that i had a big fake hair piece on and i was waiting with the other contestants for them to announce the top 20. if only i had dreamt i was miss alabama or miss mississippi. they have the best track records of winning or high finishes. then i would have made it into the top 20.
my picks for tonight- miss arizona(long shot, but so endearing-loved her on the CMT pageant school program)miss mississippi, miss michigan, miss arkansas, miss kansas(as much as it pains me to support anything from kansas)and even more painful to cheer for is miss tennessee. i hate rocky top! but her name is blair pancake so she can't be all bad! and who i don't want to win after i read that her career ambition was "to integrate theatre into a pediatric clinical practice" is miss connecticut. is it just me or does that sound REALLY contrived???
my miss america picture with my best cheesy smile. i happen to be pretty good at those.
this bib is available for only $5.00. if this baby is a girl, you know she will be getting one!!!
a final word-dr. 90210 is a mormon. am i the last to know this??? how did i find this out, you ask? simply blogger stalking. a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend has mentioned on her blog that she saw him at their chapel one sunday when they arrived early. she had heard rumors that he was in the same stake, but the same building??? yowzers. who'd of thunk it? not me FO SHO! and let me just add an "eww" to that too.