Monday, November 28, 2011

celebrity firing squad

if you could shoot any "celebrity" with a hard-tipped dart(please. this is a family show), who would it be?
just off the top of my head:

1. anyone from jersey shore
2. urban meyer
3. katherine heigl (i got you merciblahblah. she BUGS.)
4. miley cyrus
5. ben affleck
6. jon stewart
7. kristen stewart
8. ashlee simpson


and this pregnancy has made me shy away from pattern mixing, which is normally one of my favorite things on earth. i also haven't really enjoyed nutella or meat products. 
this is as wild as i get these days:
cardigan- kohl's
dress- chadwick's
shoes- jessica simpson

speaking of impaling kristen stewart, i had lukewarm thoughts on the breaking dawn bella swan wedding dress. 

i think these photos from alfred angelo website are much more flattering than the gown on kristen stewart in the movie. mostly because, unlike ms. stewart,  this model has hips and bosoms. (or boozies if you talk like my sister.) i think the secret to this dress being successful is having a body in which to adequately fill it out. 
otherwise i thought it looked like a stretch satin gymnastical leotard on almost bony kristen stewart. 


the back was pretty, but i still don't like the stretch satin with the lace. any other fabric would have been a big improvement. 


final note:
i guest-posted on i dream of anthropologie!!! and i even sound positive!!! sorry i'm such a drag. really, being a drag seems to be my schtick. 

7 comments:

modernmom said...

Jessica Simpson. There are not enough adjectives for the turncoat.

Will and Natalie Giddens said...

I thought you were pregnant?

HJolley said...

Any Kardashian.
Anyone with boozies.

Joan said...

oh i love green with leopard and i didn't know it!

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Emily Curfew said...

i'd say #7 Kristen Stewart OR #9 Other/fill in the blank (Ashton Kutcher & Lindsay Lohan) I really don't care about anything going on in their lives and wish it didn't fill up half the space on perezhilton.com it hurts my fingers to scroll so fast.

and i think you are lovely in that solid green color (with leopard accessory)

Molly at Anthromollogies said...

You're not a drag... I prefer the term "realist". You're looking fabulous, and I was also underwhelmed by the bella dress. why all the secrecy and hooplah over a dress I'd skip right over in a magazine?