Saturday, August 27, 2011

more wasted space

while i hate to devote any more internet space to the kardashians, i just can't allow "america's non-royal wedding" to happen and not comment on that rhinestone and spanx debacle. it's against my nature.

the GOOD:
i love kim's headpiece. i've always wanted to wear gems like that on my forehead. i think this is an actual original and daring choice. cue the applause.
Kim Kardashian Wedding Pic

versus celine dion, my queen, who looks like a bedazzled klingon.

NEW PIC: Kim Kardashian's Wedding Dress -- More Details!
but i'll say it until i am blue in the face. i am tired of strapless gowns. TIRED AND SICK. if you've got limitless fund and are a personal friend of vera wang i expect something a little more interesting. however, i may have gouged my eyes out with a  spoon if she had gone for her signature one-shoulder dress overkill. so we'll call it a draw.

the BAD:
bruce jenner- while i commend his plastic surgery corrections and his new stylish haircut, i think earrings on men are a major NO NO!

because you will look like you are taking style tips from jon gosselin,

and vanilla ice, 

and kevin federline.
and that's just gross.

 finally.
the planets have aligned and average people like you and me now no longer have to run over to frederick's of hollywood to buy clothes to look like a kardashian. the kardashian kollection is available at your local sears(the repeated use of the letter K makes me uncomfortable. especially when someone decides to deem something "kountry". yikes. thank your lucky stars it isn't the kardashian clothing kollection. oy vey!)
my fave kardashian kollection items:
Kardashian Kollection Oversized Vintage Clear Sunglasses With Enamel Detailing
Kardashian Kollection Women's Shoe Dallas Black

the worst:
a sparkly high school sewing project gone awry
Kardashian Kollection Women's Leopard Print Sequin Harem Pants

the bustier print t-shirt:
Kardashian Kollection Women's Metallic Corset Print Tee
which is way too close to this lovely item i have seen sported at my wal*mart and local tractor pull:
happy weekend!

7 comments:

lrbodine said...

Hilarious! So not impressed by any part of the Kim wedding... I thought her bridesmaids looked better!

Lili said...

Or maybe the Kardashian Klothing Kollection. That would have been a really awkward abbreviation though ^^

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Laura said...

Ooooh Heidi :) You make me smile. I miss you!

Julie said...

Well said. I was watching E! the other day as they compared her wedding to Will & Kate's. It really seems she was trying to out-do the princess. Except she isn't a princess; so basically she is just a wanna-be. Such a waste of $10 million dollars thankyouverymuch!

Emily Curfew said...

k fed, gross!

Shana said...

HA...couldn't have said it better myself...CLASS of 98' whooot whoot..haha I heart you :O)

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Leah said...

Hahahaha! Love this post!