Wednesday, November 28, 2007

what i don't want for christmas

a short list of what no one wants for christmas:
i was perusing sam's club this week, looking for creative gifts ideas and i noticed a large display titled "hannah's pickled treats." nothing says i hate your guts like a large jar of pickled waste products. you can choose from pickled pigs feet...

or better yet, pickled pig lips. great for dinner parties. actually the online description said they were great for bars. really, is that what people consume in bars these days? are they so drunk that they are willing to put anything in their mouth that slightly resembles food?

i noticed this gift giving gem advertised in my sunday paper. the headline said, "hilarious christmas gift for the whole family". whose family? my family is pretty interesting and sometimes enjoys low-brow humor, but this is too much, even for us.

finally, this is not for the faint of heart. these are called the peekabooty. at one point they were big in japan. i saw this advertised in a magazine as a fashion don't. i have nothing to add to this other than for the love of cross stitch DON'T!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yea! A new Heidiluxe post! And so funny. I remember seeing something on those skirts, too. Why would you wear that and I want to know who eats pickled pig parts???
Valoree

Lachelle, Rob & Eliza said...

That's hilarious - especially the last one!